Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...