There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Favorite Sport
Age FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 shopping 48 shopping 66 shopping