What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Cross With A Blonde
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The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
Where is the French border?
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What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
Burning Sensation
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Bird jokes 01
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One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!