Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...