football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...