If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
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