Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...