Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...