Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...