Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...