Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...