Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....