10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...