insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...