The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...