A dirty kid!
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Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
I want to buy a golf ball
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