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One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...