Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.