The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.