Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!