Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...