Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...