Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Begin emergency landing
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Diary of an AOL User
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Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
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Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Idiots on the computer
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