Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...