Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...