Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...