Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...