Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...