Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!