No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...