Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...