Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...