Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Amicable old lady
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...