Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...