Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...