What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Telemarketers go away
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In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...