Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...