How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Economics ruins life
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A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...