What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Solving a problem
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Mysteries of T.V.
Things You Wouldn’t Know Without The Tube All Of Life’s Mysteries Are On TV...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
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