My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...