Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...