I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
Menu Items Translated
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...