Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...