The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...