Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...