Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...