Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Jewish view on when life begins
Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
There are four basic types of chain letters: I
There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...