Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...