Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...