Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...