New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!