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A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
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Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...