Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.