Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...