Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...