Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.