Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...